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Knowledge is Much better then Gold ~ Jokes in english

Knowledge is Much better then Gold. This is not only a joke. This is also a lesson to understand the worth of educated mind.

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During a Robbery in USA, Bank Robber shouted to everyone in the bank: 

"Don't move. Your life belongs to you and money belongs to government." 

Everyone in the Bank quietly laid down. 

This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the Conventional Way of Thinking.

When a Lady lay on the Table provokingly, the Robber shouted at her: "Please be Civilised! This is a Robbery and not a Rape!" 

This is called "Being Professional”. Only focus on What You are Trained to do! 

When Bank Robbers returned Home, the Younger Robber (MBA Trained) told the older Robber (who has only completed Year 6 in Primary School): "Big Brother, let's count how much we got."

The older Robber rebutted and said: "You are terribly Stupid. There is too much cash it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the television news will tell us how much we Robbed from Bank!" 

This is called "Experience” Nowadays, experience is more Important than Paper Qualifications! 

After the Robbers had left, the Bank Manager ask the Bank supervisor to quickly call the Police. But the Supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 Ten Million from the Bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 Seventy Million that we have previously Embezzled from the Bank”. 

This is called "Swim with the Tide” 
Converting an unfavorable situation to Your Advantage! 

The Supervisor says: "It will be Good if there is a Robbery every month." 

This is called "Changing Priority”
Personal Happiness is more Important than Your Job”. 

The next day, the Tele Vision  News reported that $100 hundred Million was taken from the Bank. The Robbers Counted and Counted and Counted, but they could only Count $20 Twenty Million. 

The Robbers were very Angry and Complained: "We risked our Lives and only took $20 Twenty Million. The Bank Manager took $80 Eihty Million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be Educated than to be a Thief!

" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as Gold!"


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